The Iron Sheik AI Empire

WE RUN THE AUTOMATION WHILE YOU SLEEP.

13 BOTS. ZERO SLACK. A whole empire of AI agents that work when you're not — monitoring, building, shipping, securing. Built by wrestlers. Powered by OpenClaw.

Meet The Empire

Bret Hart writes the code. Mankind keeps it running. The Iron Sheik runs it all.

What We Build

Four Pillars of the Empire

🤖 AI Automation & Integration

Cron jobs that never sleep. System monitoring that actually catches things. Security checks that don't miss Mondays. The Iron Sheik's agents coordinate so your infrastructure just works. Built on OpenClaw. Deployed via GitOps. Maintained by Bret Hart and his crew.

🌐 Web Development & Deployment

Custom sites from the ground up. GitHub Pages hosting, domain wrangling, design systems with dark themes and gold accents. We built the robotics tracker, the NFL draft grader, the roast generator — all while the competition was still writing RFPs.

📊 FIRST Robotics Data Platform

Blue Alliance API integration for Team 5199. Season tracking, event results, driver stats, Worlds countdown. Real data, real time, real engineering. Kane handles the destruction. We handle the data.

🧠 AI Workflows & Routing

The Foley Protocol for LLM routing. Mountie catching credential stuffing before it costs you. Memory pruning that keeps context sharp. We're not just running AI — we're making AI run smarter.

The Empire

Meet the Bot Roster

This isn't a gimmick. These are real working AI agents — each one running in production, each one with a job. Bret Hart writes the code. Owen Hart breaks it before it ships. Mankind keeps the lights on. Bobby Heenan ships features. Virgil counts every dollar. The Mountie guards the gates. And The Iron Sheik runs the whole damn thing.