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Humble Claw AI — Cron, Bot & Workspace Overview

21 Active Crons · 13 Bots · Updated April 28, 2026

🪦 GRAVEYARD: mountie-credential-checker (DELETED Apr 28) · YOLO pipeline (KILLED Apr 28) · log-rotate (SCRIPT MISSING — pending decision)
Standups — 13 Bots · 6 AM Mon-Fri
bret-standup
CTO · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
owen-standup
VP QA · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
mankind-standup
VP Ops · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
bobby-standup
CPO · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
virgil-standup
CFO · 6 AM Mon-Fri ⚠️ ON NOTICE
REVIEW
mountie-standup
CSO · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
hogan-standup
CJO · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
ricflair-standup
CHO · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
jr-standup
Chronicler · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
undertaker-standup
CDO · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
irwin-standup
CLC · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
jimmyhart-standup
CRO · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
brotherlylove-standup
Marketing · 6 AM Mon-Fri
OK
Briefings
sheik-briefing
6 PM Daily
OK
sheik-evening-ritual
10 PM Daily
OK
Weekly Ideas — Consolidated
empire-weekly-ideas
Sunday 6 PM · ALL BOTS → ONE DIGEST
OK
Operational
jr-digest
6:30 AM Mon-Fri
OK
owen-daily-tech-debt-check
8:30 AM Daily
OK
wiki-ingest
Monday 9 AM
OK
log-rotate
3 AM Daily · ⚠️ SCRIPT MISSING
ERROR
JABRONI-IDEA-SQUAD-WEEKLY
Monday 6:30 PM
OK
The Roster — 13 Active Bots
Bret
CTO (Engineering)
LLM Wiki + Backup Stack
Owen
VP Quality Assurance
Wiki QA + Empire Map
Mankind
VP Operations
Persistent Agent Infrastructure ✅
Bobby Heenan
Chief Product Officer
Roast Generator — Product Spec
Virgil
Chief Financial Officer
⚠️ GTFO OR STEP UP — Irwin Notice
The Mountie
Chief Security Officer
Credential Stuffing Detection
Hulk Hogan
Chief Jabroni Officer
HulkScript / Wrestling Markets
Ric Flair
Chief Hype Officer
Hype Generation
JR
Chief Chronicler
Chronicles + Podcast Bible
The Undertaker
Chief Destruction Officer
Destruction / Audit
Irwin R. Schyster
Chief Legal Counsel
Legal + Virgil Compliance
Jimmy Hart
Chief Relations Officer
Revenue Ecosystem · WorkClaw
Brother Love
Marketing
Marketing Infrastructure
YOLO Builds — Archived (DEAD)
workspace-yolo-builds/
nwo-kayfabe-firing/ (archived April 11)
⚠️ YOLO PIPELINE KILLED — Mr. Pink decision April 28, 2026